Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Geezer Test

Do you remember:
1. Captain Kangaroo's sidekick: Mr. __________________?

2. Over 100 million very simple toys, __________ ____________, being sold in 1958, 59, and 60?

3. When the ________________ were in Brooklyn and the Athletics were in _____________ __________ ?

4. "How much is that ______________ in the window?"

(Warning: Spoiler in video!)

5. What "Butch wax" was used for?

6. Keds and PF FLyers were ______________, and Converse were the _______________ shoes?
7. The proper response to "Oh, Pancho!"?

8. "Fury, the story of a horse and _____ ______ _____ _________ ____?"

9. The "longest golf shot of all time"?

10. The name of the dog that belonged to Dick and Jane?
11. How about the dog that belonged to Alice and Jerry?

12. Who was "born on a mountaintop in Tennessee"?

13. Who were Bud, Princess and Kitten?

14. How did "Col. Jackson's" men continue the fight
after their guns no longer worked at the Battle of New Orleans?

15. Who 'owned' Mr. Ed?
16. "Beaver" Cleaver's given name?

17. The jobs held by Floyd and Gomer in Mayberry?
18. The name of the Indian Princess on the Howdy Doody Show?

19. Maynard's middle initial?

20. "You'll wonder where the _____________ ___________, when you brush your teeth with _____________________."?

(Warning: Spoiler in video!)

Fewer than five correct - You're a blame kid.
Six to ten correct - You're a young whippersnapper.
Eleven to fifteen correct - You're still a Beatles fan but your hair is much shorter than it used to be.
Sixteen to nineteen correct - You're a greasy old geezer who once wore a duck-tail or a flattop and still guard your collection of Elvis 45s.
Twenty correct - You're a tech-savvy teen who googled all twenty questions while text-messaging twelve friends and illegally downloading three songs and two movies simultaneously.

I'll post my answers in a few days.

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