Monday, December 21, 2020

Gleaning Facebook: Irish Parliament and the Santa Question

 I am thrilled to see that Ireland has taken this measure to assist Saint Nicholas in this difficult year. I'm sure American leaders will follow suit. I don't think the minister mentioned it, but I have been in touch with Santa via text message and he has affirmed and emphasized that he will apply the n-95 mask (with red satin outer covering and gold braided trim) that I sent BEFORE descending each chimney and until he's rooftop after each delivery. He also keeps a large dispenser of hand sanitizer beside him in the sleigh and will use it frequently, especially when he is forced to use doorknobs (where chimneys are absent or obstructed.)


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